Poster child

So during this past month, Danny's been experiencing some major acne on his chin and cheeks. Let's call it by its acronym: BA (you know, the type that only babies have). Why not use the actual phrase? Because when I Googled it this weekend to see if there's anything we can do about it (turns out there really isn't), the second listing was a picture of an average baby. Intrigued, I clicked through, and it turns out it was an average family's Web site. Take a look for yourself. By using the phrase "BA" in a picture caption of their newborn baby, the family unwittingly sealed the child's fate as "the face of BA" on Google. Can you imagine? Bullies could even say, "If I looked up BA in the dictionary, I'd see your picture!" And, well, it's essentially true!

So I'm not taking any chances. I'm going to choose my words very carefully. Therefore, have I mentioned before what an exceptionally smart, talented and beautiful baby Danny is?